some little things about facebook?

1. 'Class Year' is the year of your graduation, not your admission year. Eg.: Class of 2010 means you graduated or will be graduating in 2010.

2. You are not supposed to say 'Interested in: men AND women' unless you are bisexual (this is based on how Americans define 'interested in'; it's probably like 'I like to have sex with'). But, if you define it as 'I'd like to have male and female friends', it's totally fine. Americans are so blonde, aren't they?

3. It's true that Facebook is a social networking site but adding strangers as friends is just not my forte. I'll prolly do that for match.com. This is rather one's preference though.

4. I actually didn't really want to list this one down but it's kinda interesting: Have you ever met someone who likes to take vain pictures and asks people to give comments? It's not wrong at all, it's just weird (well, at least for me).

Again, all of them are truly my opinion, excluding the first one. You're still the coolest person if you don't agree with me. =)

lifeless, almost

I have never in my entire life felt that life is so precious until this one thing happened. It happened about 2 months ago, and it's been creeping me out since then. This is it:

Yeah, a car accident that almost killed myself and my friend. We were lucky, very lucky.

re: Hi !

Hey bloggers,

I have one draft that was supposed to be posted 5 months ago but I got it fossilized in my posting list. 2 days ago, I decided to shut down my blog because I seem to kinda abandoning it for the past 6 months, for God's sake. But I couldn't find the link to deactivate the account (don't LOL, please!), so my blog remains active till today and hopefully till the end of the day.

I'm writing this post is actually to say 'hi' again after quite a long silence. So, hi everyone! Not really sure how many followers I had the last time I signed in to my blogspot account but I think the number has slightly increased. Thank you guys, though it was not my primary goal to have a bunch of cool followers but having you means a lot, it really does. It may be weird to talk to some random strangers on a road, but 'talking' via blogspot is fun, isn't it?

I am not really sure what kind of shits I am going to write for my future posts but hopefully I'll have something to ramble about. Later...

Yang mana satu pilihan di hati?

Cuci berak pakai air atau toilet paper?

Mat saleh always scream, "go green". Orang melayu buat tak kesah je. Tapi toilet paper dibuat dari pokok, kalau nak cuci berak, kena tebang pokok..green ke camtu? Kalau guna air pulak, tandas senang kotor sebab selalu basah. Tapi air lebih green dari toilet paper. 

Apakah persediaan kita?

1) Sabtu lepas, saya hadir ke BBQ party bersama rakan-rakan Malaysia yang lain, saya bawa zip-loc bag sebagai persediaan kalau ada makanan lebih, boleh tapau.

2) Hujung tahun lepas, saya join roadtrip ke Florida dengan kawan-kawan, kami buat persediaan seperti mencari tempat-tempat menarik untuk dikunjungi dan tempat penginapan yang berpatutan.

3) Esok, saya bakal menghadapi 2 peperiksaan, saya berusaha untuk membuat persediaan yang cukup untuk memahami segala konsep yang bakal ditanya dalam peperiksaan tersebut.

4) Pendek kata, kita akan membuat persediaan atau perancangan untuk menghadapi pelbagai kemungkinan di masa hadapan.

TAPI, kita selalu lupa untuk membuat persediaan yang sepatutnya untuk menghadapi sesuatu yang PASTI seperti MATI.

--pesanan untuk diri sendiri. renung-renungkan dan selamat beramal. =)

What kind of gadget are you?

I am:

1. An iphone. Very touch sensitive (not in a sexy dirty way). Tell me one sad story and I will cry a river and laugh in a few moments later.

2. A blackberry.  You gotta figure out which of those tiny buttons to press to make me respond (again, not in a sexy dirty way).

3. A DSLR camera. Complicated but not confused. If you click the right button and use the correct settings, the end result will be staggering.
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p/s: gambar tiada kaitan dengan yang berkaitan

on the brink of the earth's life.

Locker room is just gay.

Saw a full naked man in the locker room again. I just walked pretending to be ok with it.
I guess this entry is not a proper way to say 'hello' after a few weeks offline.

keputusan SPM i

Bahasa Rojak       :     A+
Bahasa Ibunda      :     A-
Bahasa Penjajah   :     B+
Mimpimatik          :     A+
FB-zik                 :     A
Applikasi P. Islam :    C

If knowledge is taught to help us aim for A's on the result slip, then we are wasting the whole things: money, time, effort. If A+, A, A-, B+, C, D etc could distinguish which student excels in the subject taught, we could be wrong with the word 'excel'. The word 'score' would be a better option. I assume that I scored my SPM but I am not sure if I was excellent.

Anyway, my sincere congratulations to all SPM 2009 examinees, regardless of the quantity of A's or B's or C' or D's or E's you obtained. You have done your best, be proud of yourself.

School break isn't fun without some fantasies.

If I were given the chance to be more than what I am supposed to be (which I don't really know), I would like to be:

1. A screenplay writer. I want to write a story about an ugly gecko-looking population that lives in a beautiful moon outside the milky way galaxy......earn billions of dollars and become a prominent figure by winning an Oscar.

2. A lawyer. I love debating and making up statements that aren't necessarily true but I will make it sound true. Plus, it's a trend of suing nowadays (remind you not to post anything on facebook or blog etc without a proofreading). I always dream to say this line: "I'll see you in the court" (with a smirking evil face).

3. A steward. I want to serve foods and smile 24/7...IN THE SKY..which makes a steward and a waiter, different. I did a research on how to increase height without wearing a pair of 5" heels and it turns out that the best natural way to increase height is by correcting body postures with some exercises.LAME.

4. A burglar. Woahaa. Sounds BRUTAL, but how about this: A soul's burglar...steal someone's heart and make the person begs for a togetherness. Sounds SHAKESPEARE? or rock kapak?

5. A doctor. I want to ask my patients: "Sakit ape?" though I know the fact that I am the one who is supposed to check what kind of trouble my patients are getting into. Telling my patients to eat right and exercise regularly and for a second, forget how big my tummy is. Prescribe some drugs and get paid.

---> Pernah tak korang mimpi yang korang jadi atau buat sesuatu yang korang tak pernah terfikir? Aku pernah mimpi ketagih dadah. It was an awful but cool nightmare.

the 100th

This is my 100th entry.

I bought a keyboard online. Casio ctk-4000. I don't know how to play a song, though. I actually want to learn playing a piano, so I thought of taking the first step by buying a keyboard that might not 100% sound like a piano but at least it could help me to familiarize with the rudiments of music.

Plus, if genetics or DNA or RNA or proteins upset me, I can always turn to the keyboard. Amazon, tolong ship keyboard saya cepat-cepat ok.

Nawaitu

Kadang-kadang, aku buat sesuatu bukan dengan nawaitu yang betul. Aku kadang-kadang buat sesuatu untuk kemegahan dan pujian.

Ya Allah, jika jalan yang aku pilih ini hitam nawaitunya, berikanlah aku petunjuk. Tapi jika putih, berikan aku kekuatan dan keredhaanMu. Amin.

Question mark?

The genes for white men skin color are mutations of the genes of the original men of color.
Males genes are mutations of the original females.
Is violence a mutation of peace?
Is bad a mutation of kind?
Is ugly a mutation of pretty?

We don't fight because of races or religions, there's no bad race or good race, but there's a good man and a bad man. We fight because of humanity, not ethnicity.

                                                                                                        

trilogy

1. Ikan yang tiada kaki pon boleh melompat tinggi.
Ayam yang tiada tangan, mampu menyuapkan anak-anaknya.
Manusia yang cukup sifat, selalu lupa tanggungjawab.
Selalu fikir gagal, susah fikir cuba.

2. Kalau hidup ni, kita boleh tau siapa yang suka kita
dan siapa yang tak suka kita, apa yang akan jadi?
Maka tiada lah istilah mengumpat, plastik dan hipokrit!

3. Dalam hidup ni, susah nak puaskan hati semua orang.
Dalam 10 orang, mesti sekurang-kurangnya 1 orang tidak puas hati.
Jadi, apa yang perlu kita lakukan?
Apa susah, tekan lah ctrl-X, diikuti dgn ctrl-V di recycle bin.

tahun baru cina

Happy Chinese New Year!

new layout, same spirit...

Kita lebih berharga dari berlian dan mutiara.

I read few blogs and came across with an excerpt of a book written by Muhammad Ali's daughter, Hana Ali. 

"If memory serves me correctly, I was wearing a little white tank top and a short black skirt. I had been raised Orthodox Muslim, so I had never before worn such revealing clothing while in my father's presence. When we finally arrived, the chauffer escorted my younger sister, Laila, and me up to my father's suite.

As usual, he was hiding behind the door waiting to scare us. We exchanged many hugs and kisses as we could possibly give in one day. My father took a good look at us. Then he sat me down on his lap and said something that I will never forget.

He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "Hana, everything that God made valuable in the world is covered and hard to get to. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground covered and protected. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers and layers of rock. You've got to work hard to get to them."
He looked at me with serious eyes. "Your body is sacred. You're far more precious than diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."

Source: "More Than A Hero: Muhammad Ali's Life Lessons Through His Daughter's Eyes."

Goosebumps

Statement yang aku paling menyampah

Situasi 1
Wartawan: Hi ***** (***** ialah seorang penyanyi/pelakon/artis)
*****: Hi. haa ni mesti ada soklan panas.
Wartawan: Of kos. kalau xpanas xde masa ak nak interbiu engkau. Haa, nak tanya ni, betul ke ko tengah bercinta skrg?
*****: Ye ke? mana dgr cerita ni? mana ada.
Wartawan: Aku taula. Aku wartawan. Sape org tu?
*****: Kantoi sudah. Haha.
Wartawan: Sapa org tu? Datuk? Artis?
*****: Eh tak lah, dia ORANG BIASA je. bukan artis, bukan vip.

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Adakah artis mempunyai taraf yg berbeza dari org lain sehingga ade terma 'ORANG BIASA'? kalau dalam istilah istana, orang kebanyakan tu memang boleh di terima sebab Sultan atau Raja ada kuasa dan takhta. Tapi artis? artis malaysia biasanya. ada takhta ke? cakaplah, "dia bukan artis" ke ape ke kan. Ko ingat ko artis ko ade kelas lah? oh my gucci pucci rucci!

some thoughts

nak boleh?

rintihan si pengemis muda bergaya (a hyperbolic entry)

Do you know how does your stomach sound when it's empty?
krrruuuukkkk

Do you know how does your thigh feel when your pocket is empty?
You feel pennies (I have plenty pennies in my drawer, now I know what are they for.)

Saya jenguk ke luar jendela, nampak pokok-pokok kering, saya berbisik: "Kita serupa"
Saya lihat ke cermin, ternampak tanda kulit kering, saya berbisik: "Kita serupa"
Saya lihat rumah saya, terbayang wajah landlord, saya berbisik: "Cepatlah masukkan duit"

Diet

Diet: (as defined by a brainless scholar) Skipping meal or reducing food intake

I make breakfast and I eat dinner. 
I've been avoiding lunch since 3 weeks ago because I want to reduce some unnecessary fats,
but I replace the meal with more than 4 scoops of ice cream. yeay!
Well, we'll see how the diet goes.

Monolog

Bila kita tahu akan hakikat yang kita hanya mampu mendengar segala masalah dan kita seolah-olah lumpuh tanpa sebarang kudrat untuk mencari jalan penyelesaian.
Kita hanya mampu berdoa dan menangis.

Bila kita sedar yang dunia ini bukan fun fair semata-mata dan ujian Allah itu adalah lumrah.
Kita hanya mampu berdoa dan menangis.

Bila kita sedar akan hakikat yang jarak bukan setakat memisahkan fizikal tapi jarak mendayuskan kudrat.
Kita hanya mampu berdoa dan menangis.

Bila kita hanya mampu mendengar tangisan dan rintihan dan kita tidak lagi mampu berdiri kuat.
Kita akan jatuh dan hanya doa menjadi ikhtiar.

Kita harus sedar. Ujian itu bukan untuk menguji kebijaksanaan akal tapi untuk menilai sejauh mana teguhnya iman kita pada Yang Maha Esa.

Berikan aku kekuatan.

Crocs

Some people said: Crocs is another fashion disaster.

What would you say?

I disagree, because fashion is not only about looking good. Fashion is about feeling comfortable. But I do agree that some Crocs are ugly. But hey, they also design some cool Crocs.

I browsed through Crocs website and I think Crocs made pretty shoes for women (mostly) but they don't make good-looking shoes for guys. This is the only one I like.

saya rasa

Saya rasa:
1. Lagu melayu paling best 2009 ialah Situasi by Bunkface dan Pergi by Aizat (bkn version Pete Teo sbb lirik xsedap)
2. Lagu omputih paling best 2009 ialah Down by Jay Sean dan Second Chance by Shinedown. down, down, down aku dibuatnya.
3. Lady Gaga is the hottest of all in 2009. Tolonglah buat konsert di venue berhampiran.
4. Facebook semakin Iphone dgn macam-macam application. (Tolong jgn hit aku dgn pillow lagi, buat semak wall je)

Curik pic Mirae

celaru ku celaru ke cemburu?

1. Somehow, this heart can no longer endure the challenge. Some things could be too harsh as if they take a part of our lives away. I'm too weak or perhaps I have forgotten how to be as strong as I always pretended to be. I think I miss something or maybe someone or perhaps more than a single soul.

2. Do you know how it feels when you fell in love with someone who seems too far from you? literally and metaphorically. How does it feel to fall in love with a soul who is in a relationship with another soul? Do we have to keep on praying so that soul will be ours one day? Or shall we give up and learn to move on?

3. These thoughts might be too shallow and immature. I've tried to keep myself focus but this time, life gets more complicated than it already is. Aja aja fighting!

esok sekolah, hari ini rasa nak balik

Spring '10 akan bermula esok. Harap-harap semester ini berjalan dengan lancar. Tapi hari ni, tiba-tiba rasa nak balik Malaysia cepat-cepat. (long sigh~)

Sekian.

Masih segar di ingatan

Naked and thrilled!

One morning, Miami and Orlando met in a cafe for a simple breakfast.

Miami: Good morning Orlando. How are you doing today?
Orlando: Morning Miami. I'm good but just a bit tired after having so much fun with roller coasters and other   thrilling rides yesterday. How about you?
Miami: I'm feeling great. Yesterday was awesome. The beaches were beautiful and I could barely remember that I am going to get back to work next week.
Orlando: I heard it somewhere that Miami has few beaches and one of them is open for anyone who wants to swim without any cloth on.
Miami: Yeah, but it depends on how lucky you are. But half-naked people are also good to see. Haha. Did you go to Universal Studios and Disney World?
Orlando: Yup, I think Universal Studios is way cooler than Disney. But if you are a kid, Disney is a great place to make your fantasies come true. What else do you have in Miami?
Miami: We have a lively night life. It's good to see people laughing, smiling and drinking margaritas. It's a crowded place anyway. If you wish to have some privacy, you better take Miami out of the list. But If you wish to "wash-wash your eyes" and "fishing the fish in the water", Miami is the place for you. LOL
Orlando: Sounds awesome. Well, I have something to catch up. Anyway, nice to see you Miami.
Miami: Nice to see you too Orlando.

Here are some pictures of my trip to Florida. Click here for more.