basuh kaki sebelum tidur

1130PM
krrooorrhhh. His stomach made a familiar sound. He said; A bagel with creamcheese sounds great! He walked to the kitchen, opened up the fridge to grab a bagel. O-O oh ada telur!! Bagel or telur dadar? omputih or melayu?

He chose telur instead of bagel. He was right, his stomach is now happy.

Pizza or roti canai? ane, roti une!
Hot chocolate or teh tarik? tarik panjang-panjang ok!
Bacon or ikan bilis? sorry, I'm Muslim
Burito or popia basah? Abang, letak sos lebih ye

A plate of spaghetti prepared by the best cook will never taste like mee kari kak esah.

1230AM
Empty plate. Full stomach. Another entry is posted.

Rungutan si kusut pada si masai

Sepanjang persekolahan aku di sini, tak pernah aku rasa sekusut dan semasai ini. Semester-semester lepas, exams selang beberapa minggu. Sekarang, hampir setiap minggu ada 1 atau 2 atau 3 exams. Minggu depan ada 2 exams, minggu depan lagi ada 2 lagi exams, minggu depan lagi lagi ada presentation. Lepas tu cuti thanksgiving seminggu, seminggu selepas cuti, ada 1 exam, minggu depannya ada 3 final exams. Belum lagi campur exam2 sebelum entry ni di tulis. Mahu pecah serebrum aku dibuatnya.

Kalau exams tu suruh tulis abc cekodok basi boleh la aku bersuka ria menjawab, tapi exams pasal C2b, C4, C4b2a, C5..apa kejadahnya semua ini? Kalau exams pasal 123 kucing berlari, mampulah aku congak pakai jari, tapi exams pasal K=9 x 10^9 N·m/C^2, pakai kalkulator saintifik pon belum tentu dapat jawapan.

Wahai masa, tolonglah berdetik laju lagi. Biarlah aku penat berlari, asalkan aku dapat balik Malaysia cepat. Alangkah indahnya kalau ada bas ekspres rakyat RM30 dari sini ke Malaysia.

lovebite

People will layer up their clothes when the temperature goes below freezing
To be naked in the winter is not sexy but crazy
Leaves will fall down to the earth when the sky is about to shower tonnes of ices
To be naked in the winter is a must for most trees. Why?

Because trees need water, not ice
They need light, not darkness
How about us?
People need love that cares
Not love that just bites!

 

Jom pegi zoo

Orang kata,

Masuk kandang kambing, mengembek (mmbbbekkk)

Masuk kandang lembu, mengembu (boooo)

Masuk kandang harimau, mengaum (bunyi rimau)

Tapi saya kata,

Masuk kandang kambing, minta izin dari tuannya

Masuk kandang lembu, perah susunya

Masuk kandang harimau, cabut lari la

No matter where you are, just be yourself. You can grab any opportunity that comes to you, but always remember who you are. Be osmotic to all the things that will give benefits to you but express your repelling ability to all the things that will destroy you.

 Gambar: Pengarang di rantau orang

dress to impress!

I have one habit; when I walk on a street, I will look around. I will look at how people look like. How they dress, how they talk, what they read etc. When I look at a young man who wears oversize jacket, I will say this to my mind; "Dude, wear some slimmed-down clothes, and you will look more sophisticated". When I see a person talking to himself, my mind will respond "Is this guy crazy?".

One day, I saw an old man, 60++ yrs old perhaps. He was wearing a baggy denim short, a pair of skater's sneakers, a bold cap, a graffiti t-shirt and a skull-printed sweatshirt. He was like a high school boy who loves to break dance. He was wearing something that was waayyyy too young for him. Did he miss his teenage years? Or maybe break dance was not around when he was young. Then I knocked my head. I shouldn't judge someone based on his outer layer. I should go deep. I might miss something very important just by looking with bare eyes. But please old man, be real! It's not cool to look like a high school boy when wrinkles are all over your face.lol.

No matter what kind of crisis you are in, always look smart. You are not letting the outsiders to look down on you. They don't know you, so give them a good first impression. It's true that first impression is not all about the clothes. But it is true that you have to dress up appropriately when you go for an interview right?

I should snap a picture of that old man to better visualize how he looked like. Don't blame me for sounding like a 'divo' who knows everything well, because the other people around him also looked at him with disgrace.