hujan

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hujan
Malam ini hujan
Malam semalam hujan
Malam esok hujan jugakah?
Kalau hujan berhenti
Katak pon bunyi..ong ong
Kenapa orang selalu cakap
Suara tak sedap macam katak?
Bila aku dengar betul2
Ye lah, suara katak sengau

Hujan
Seronok kalau malam2 hujan
Tidur pon sejuk...stim dan nyaman
Tapi kalau hujan di siang hari
Potong stimla hujan ni

Hujan dah berhenti
Aku baru sedar diri
Maka terdengarlah suara sengau katak2

*Pic credit to http://rxwildlife.org.uk/images/marsh%20frog.jpg

Tummy trim

Monday, July 20, 2009

Malam ini, perut saya sakit, bahasa jawa org panggil sebu, saya letak minyak angin, memang byk angin keluar dari...mulut saya, bkn kentut ok.
Tadi mak masuk bilik saya, mak terbau minyak angin cap kapak dan mak dengar saya asyik bersendawa.

"Sakit perut ke?" tanya emak.

"Ha ah, macam byk angin" jawab saya spontan.

"Kenapa boleh sakit perut pulak?" tanya mak lagi tanpa memahami penderitaan saya.

"Mak masak TAK SEDAP" jawab saya dengan nada berseloroh.

Kami pon ketawa secara berjemaah. Padahal, aku yang melantak semua lauk yang mak masak. Inilah akibatnya orang yang suka melantak mcm saya. PADAN MUKA.

Di akhir ketawa kami, mak berkata "ANAK DERHAKA, hahaha"

Kami ketawa lagi.

Gambar hiasan
Dying man eating cow dung.kesian

Mad cows

Friday, July 17, 2009

I was looking at some old pictures stored in a folder named 'F.R.I.E.N.D' and I found this:


Amir, I just realized that we are not just friend..but we are 2 crazy folks.
Sorang pendek (xpendek sgt), sorang tinggi (tinggi gila)
Sorang gebu, sorang kurus melalang
Sorang putih, sorang hitam...hahaha
Tapi dua-dua gila. Suka hati admit diri sendiri gila. erk
I guess I miss you, hope we could meet up in NYC nanti

Mrs. Bean

Friday, July 17, 2009

Masa kecik2 dulu, Mr. Bean used to be my favorite show. Tp bila mcm every episode dah penah tgk lebih 10 kali, bosan plak Mr. Bean ni. They should have more stories...so org xdela tgk cerita yang sama berulang-ulang kan..sampai bole hafal jalan cerita. But still, Mr.Bean is phenomenal. Sape yang xtau Mr.Bean mmg loser. I bet peminat Mr.Bean mesti ramai.

Bercakap pasal Mr.Bean, kat rumah aku ni ada sorg peminat Mr.Bean. Every morning dia bangun tido, dia akan ckp: "Nak tgk Missher Bean (Mr.Bean)". Kalau tv da on, dia akan grab the remote control and push '615' to switch the channel to Disney. Mmg slalunya Mr.Bean akan on air time dia tukar channel. Xkesahla Mr.Bean live action atau Mr.Bean animated series...dua2 dia blasah. Stiap kali die nak tgk tv, msti Missher bean yg dia tanya. Most of the stories dia da hafal..tp die still enjoy tgk.


Tula ragam anak buah aku yg perempuan, umur dia 4thn. Dia comel mcm pak langnya.hehe. We call her 'Yuyun' or sometimes 'kakak' because she's the eldest. Dia ade sorg adik lelaki yang mmg super naughty. Will talk about him dlm entry lain. To yuyun, I love you!

ke-40

Monday, July 13, 2009

Ni merupakan entry yg ke-40
Tak sangka dah sampai 40 post aku
Walaupun sikit kalau nak dibandingkan dgn org lain..
tapi ok la bg ak yg malas dan selalu xde idea ni
Tadi aku tgk2 balik post2 aku sblm ni
Aku rasa aku masih xtau tema aku wat blog
Kadang2, blog ni tempat aku merepek je
Tapi xpela, yg penting aku ade benda nak wat time aku bosan
Hari ni 13hb...lagi sebulan cuti kat Malaysia, sedih plak da nak balik us
Pastu insyaAllah lg 2thn baru balik
Sabar jela...jalan ni yg aku pilih

Selamat bulan Julai semua...sebulan lebih lg kite puase ok

Love Quotes (missing you edition)

Thursday, July 09, 2009

I'm in the mood of stocking up some fats for upcoming fall and winter.
I'm in the mood of covering myself from sunlight and hoping for a fairer skin.
I'm in the mood of indulging my lonely soul with some love quotes.
I'm in the mood of copying and pasting some quotes from some unknown sources.

Some phrases that caught my eyes:

"Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss."

"Missing someone gets easier everyday because even though you are one day further from the last time you saw them, you are one day closer to the next time you will."

"Tonight I resign myself to missing you for I know I have the rest of my life to wake up next to you."

"When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I'm with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you."

"I love you more than I miss you. If you put that in numbers, you will need more than just a computer."

"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." - Plato

"Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful." - Daniel Monroe Tuttle

Stuck at home.

I always...

Monday: July 06, 2009


When I was young,
I always wanted to see the world as an adult, think about some serious issues without a lollipop in my cute mouth, have a cigarette under my sexy lips.
I always wanted to wear t-shirts without the printings of 'mickey mouse' on them, drive a nice car with a real engine, have some hairs on my chin.
I always wanted to hold a beautiful girl's hand, put a diamond ring on her finger and vow to protect her as long as God allows me to be her angel.
I always wanted to have my kids reading Cinderella books, watch some cool movies and breathe fresh breeze along a white sand beach with them by my side.

I always wanted...