on the brink of the earth's life.

Locker room is just gay.

Saw a full naked man in the locker room again. I just walked pretending to be ok with it.
I guess this entry is not a proper way to say 'hello' after a few weeks offline.

keputusan SPM i

Bahasa Rojak       :     A+
Bahasa Ibunda      :     A-
Bahasa Penjajah   :     B+
Mimpimatik          :     A+
FB-zik                 :     A
Applikasi P. Islam :    C

If knowledge is taught to help us aim for A's on the result slip, then we are wasting the whole things: money, time, effort. If A+, A, A-, B+, C, D etc could distinguish which student excels in the subject taught, we could be wrong with the word 'excel'. The word 'score' would be a better option. I assume that I scored my SPM but I am not sure if I was excellent.

Anyway, my sincere congratulations to all SPM 2009 examinees, regardless of the quantity of A's or B's or C' or D's or E's you obtained. You have done your best, be proud of yourself.

School break isn't fun without some fantasies.

If I were given the chance to be more than what I am supposed to be (which I don't really know), I would like to be:

1. A screenplay writer. I want to write a story about an ugly gecko-looking population that lives in a beautiful moon outside the milky way galaxy......earn billions of dollars and become a prominent figure by winning an Oscar.

2. A lawyer. I love debating and making up statements that aren't necessarily true but I will make it sound true. Plus, it's a trend of suing nowadays (remind you not to post anything on facebook or blog etc without a proofreading). I always dream to say this line: "I'll see you in the court" (with a smirking evil face).

3. A steward. I want to serve foods and smile 24/7...IN THE SKY..which makes a steward and a waiter, different. I did a research on how to increase height without wearing a pair of 5" heels and it turns out that the best natural way to increase height is by correcting body postures with some exercises.LAME.

4. A burglar. Woahaa. Sounds BRUTAL, but how about this: A soul's burglar...steal someone's heart and make the person begs for a togetherness. Sounds SHAKESPEARE? or rock kapak?

5. A doctor. I want to ask my patients: "Sakit ape?" though I know the fact that I am the one who is supposed to check what kind of trouble my patients are getting into. Telling my patients to eat right and exercise regularly and for a second, forget how big my tummy is. Prescribe some drugs and get paid.

---> Pernah tak korang mimpi yang korang jadi atau buat sesuatu yang korang tak pernah terfikir? Aku pernah mimpi ketagih dadah. It was an awful but cool nightmare.